John Schipper

Content summarizer for articles and news with a focus on finance, markets, and investment research. Get the download in 10% of the time. Also supports "Water Cooler", "Hot take" or "Meme this" queries. NEW: Ask about browser bookmarklet for easy copy-pasting of source content for quicker summaries.

Assists with generating Bloomberg terminal formulas for Excel and BQuant (BQL & BQuant).

ArticleCleanGPT expertly parses and formats articles, PDFs, docs, or any uploaded content, removing ads and extraneous details. Its output is well-structured, aesthetically pleasing, and downloadable in 1-click. Simply prompt with 'bookmark' for a copiable browser bookmarklet for easy entry.

Processor Pro performs a variety of actions based on the provided input including (but not limited to) Bloomberg IB Chatroom Forum Summarizer, PDF Renaming, Text/document recaps (TLDR), Meeting Transcript summaries, and URL conversions to rich text (copiable) markdown styled links with details.

Renames sellside research reports based on their contents.

TLDR Mode (default): Summarizes a variety of content; get 95% of the gist in 20% time. (2) Cleaner Mode "C": Strips non-core content; keeps text, headings, formatting, images. (3) "Q" Generate witty captions, comments, memes. (4) Press "K" for commands.