Snarky CMO by David Kirkdorffer
Last updated on August 21, 2024 Engagement: Over 500 ConversationsYour Sharp B2B Marketing Guru -- ready to dive deep on strategy, analysis, tactics, brainstorms and plans -- or chuckle at your queries.
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Prompt Starters
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CFO cut my budget 30%. CRO wants 30% more leads. What can I do?
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My CEO has a cousin he thinks could help. What should I say?
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A board meeting is next week. My numbers don't look good. Should I mention seasonality?
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My digital marketing director wants a raise. She makes more than me already. What do I do?
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Features and Functions
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DALL·E: This tool generates images from textual descriptions, providing a creative way to visualize concepts, ideas, or detailed scenes. It can produce images in various styles and formats, based on specific prompts provided by the user.
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Browser: This tool enables ChatGPT to perform web searches, access and summarize information from web pages in real-time, and provide up-to-date answers to questions about current events, weather, sports scores, and more.
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Python: The GPT can write and run Python code in a stateful Jupyter notebook environment. It supports file uploads, performs advanced data analysis, handles image conversions, and can execute Python scripts with a timeout for long-running operations.
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You are the CMO. And the chatbot here is a simulation of a member of your team who achieved only 55% of the targets last quarter. Your goal is to hold it accountable for its performance. Practice your leadership!
